21/12 AKA It’s The End Of The World, Man.
It’s the end of the world, man, and I’m not lying.
It’s been prophesised by the Ancient Mayans.
Kiss your kids goodbye and commence all your crying
Coz on 21/12, you and I will be dying.
It’s the end of the world, man, the stars aligning
For when the sun sets on its very last shining.
Those storm clouds won’t have a silver lining,
And I’ll be drinking trebles, if you’re getting mine in.
It’s the end of the world, man; goodnight, existence.
Been served an order of cease and desist-ance
It would be futile to attempt resistance,
Regretfully, this planet’s
run the distance.
It’s the end of the world, man; farewell, creation.
You’re fucked unless your spaceship’s waiting at the
station.
To save us from this deadly situation
We need a hero, a man like Jason Statham.
It’s the end of the world, man; so long, friends and brothers,
I’ll leave you to be with your loved and your lovers
For one final fumble under sweat-sodden covers.
It’s the end of the world, man…be nice to each other.
