Tramp?
If a woman is breast-feeding,
Then her tits aren’t titillating.
She’s not sending sexy signals,
She is simply lactating.
And have you thought to ask yourself
Just why you are spectating?
I reckon you were bottle-fed
And that’s what’s caused your hating.
If a woman wants to whap one out
To nourish a small baby,
Then that is her prerogative,
No ifs, no buts, no maybes.
And if this sight makes your mouth foam
Like you’ve got late-stage rabies,
Then I’d say you have some issues
In your relationships with ladies.
If a woman turns your stomach
Just by simply offspring- feeding.
If seeing acts of nurture
Makes your eyes feel like they’re bleeding.
It looks like your moral compass
Is knackered and misleading.
Or perhaps these blinkered views
Come from the tabloids you’ve been reading?
If a woman is labelled a ‘tramp’
Because she feeds in public places,
Surely it’s them that label
That are the real disgraces?
If you find yourself disgusted
By these loving interfaces,
It’s time for a mental health-check
Coz you appear to be head-cases…
